Level 1 Code BLUE LOLMets (Insignificant)
- Jay Horwitz's habit of butt dialing/tweeting
- The muscular fan who struggled to open the water bottle
- TV camera catches Mets fan falling down in the background of a shot.
- Lucas Duda breaks his wrist while moving furniture
- LaTroy Hawkins and Jordany Valdespin both take baseballs to the junk in the same season
Level 2 Code GREEN LOLMets (Low)
- Jeff Francoeur's game-ending unassisted triple play
- Mike Pelfrey falling off the mound or drops the ball, or balks in a number of odd ways
- Mets ask cougar site to help vote David Wright for the All-Star game
- Mets trade Marlon Byrd a few hours before Marlon Byrd t-shirt night
- Matt Harvey tweets a picture of himself flipping the bird
Level 3 Code YELLOW LOLMets (Noteworthy)
- The Amway at Citi Field
- The fallout from Carlos Beltran's knee surgery
- Mike Pelfrey's handlicking
- Mets make changes to event honoring Native Americans, upset them
- David Wright's giant helmet
- Lucas Duda and Ryne Sandberg get food poisoning from Citi Field Shake Shack
- Miguel Batista calls the Mets "the best team in baseball"
Level 4 Code ORANGE LOLMets (Outstanding)
- Bobby Bonilla's contract
- Matt Harvey's Qualcomm Interview
- The Walter Reed Hospital flap with Oliver Perez, Luis Castillo, and Carlos Beltran
- Luis Castillo's dropped popup
- Tony Bernazard tearing his shirt off and challenging the Binghamton Mets to a fight.
- The botched Ryan Church concussion treatment
- Ownership backs out of deal with David Einhorn
- Jordany Valdespin incites Pirates rage, later calls Terry Collins a bad word
- Jorge Lopez gets ejected over arguing a check-swing call, tosses his glove into the stands, and says postgame that the Mets are "the worst team in the whole fucking MLB"
Level 5 Code RED LOLMets (Extreme!)
- The Omar Minaya/Adam Rubin "Has Lobby" press conference
- Francisco Rodriguez punching his father in-law
- Daddy Steve having a conniption after spending 364 million for a supposed title contender that is 7 games out of a wild card spot
- Fred Wilpon's New Yorker Interview
- The late season collapses in 2007 and 2008 (also prominently featuring the "sad Mets fan")
- Willie Randolph getting fired on the west coast after a win at 3 AM EST